Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day
Did this shit a year and a half ago. Best. Decision. Ever.
1 year ago • 314 notesFacebook just broke up with me in an email. No joke. At first, I thought it was spam: “Hi, your personal account was recently disabled by Facebook.”
Turns out, they really do send corporate fortune cookie emails upon summarily detaching you from the matrix and shitting you out of the machine…