December 2008
5 posts
You know you have a problem when...
A teacher brings you an Adderall she found on the floor of her classroom (with clear concern showing across her face) and you consider stealing it to take later this week when you are going out.
It was the capsule kind too! Damn principals and their need for “evidence”
Rally time
clarawalnuts:
Just had a phone call with my coworker/best friend that totally saved my hangover.
1) She’s going to pick me up and drive me to work. She insists that me driving to work in my state may be against the law. She also said that if I’m a good girl we can stop at Starbucks.
2) She reminded me that we’re going to Houstons for lunch. I tried to move said lunch to eleven (would like to...
“They should just rename Ed Hardy clothing to Douche Jerseys.”
– whatevernevermind (via soupsoup)
I could not agree with this more, except that in most cases, it should be considered white trash jersey’s, or small town white trash trying to be stylish jerseys.
Creepiest Craigs List posting ever
I thought it was a work of ficiton. If it is not, there is a deeply disturbed man wandering the streets of NY doing some really creepy shit to many, many women. ps I do not want to be at work today.
Girls I have Dated
Here is one of the creepiest entries (in my opinon):
Mary - I think that car accident when you were 22 gave you brain damage. You were a math major in college, but 10 years later...